The holidays are the happiest time of the year, Santa is dropping off gifts and the folks over at Calligraphuck are dropping F-bombs. With phrases like “Happy Fucking Holidays,” “Merry Fucking Christmas,” “Happy Yuletide Bitches,” and “Glad Tidings Motherfucker,” these foul mouth greeting cards are guaranteed to charm the pants off any holiday loving fuckface who is lucky enough to receive one of these fucking things.
Merry Fucking Christmas. | Calligraphuck.
Happy Fucking Holidays. | Calligraphuck.
Glad Tidings Motherfucker. | Calligraphuck.
Happy Yuletide Bitches. | Calligraphuck.
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