Education in America is almost dreadful. When you think of how many of us aren’t well versed in the ology of swearing, it makes you sick. After all, how is one suppose to express their anger adequately without a proper vocabulary of swear words to work with? How will the younger generation truly offend the elderly when their curse word creativity hardly goes beyond ‘fuck’ and ‘shit’?
Thanks to this Periodical Table of Swearing, America’s youth will now be the torchbearers for “color euphemisms”. Look out world, we’re fucking coming to kick in your shit-filled cock garages.
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