Everyone has been clamoring about the FlaskTie being perfect for holiday office parties, and frankly, we’re sick of it. How dare they pigeonhole such a unique and deliciously innovative invention? Screw holiday office parties, the FlaskTie is perfect for everyday use! The FlaskTie will take the edge off any Monday, the bore out of any Tuesday, and the living hell out of any Wednesday–shit, it’ll even make your Thursday seem more like Friday.
Made by the same folks who brought us the PillowTie, the FlaskTie contains a cleverly hidden flask pouch that allows you to get completely hammered during your eight hour day. Now, instead dragging yourself out of your house and into work hungover, you’ll now be dragging yourself out of work and into your house hungover. Get them → here! ←
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